Do it.
Fluctuations
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange pounds for yuan. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, “Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat poun of yuan. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?” The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations.” The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people too”.
James Murphy doing a killer DJ set in Shoreditch. Tried to chat him up a bit but he was way too focused.
Living in London
After one of the most stressful weeks of flat hunting in London I finally found a place. It’s ridiculously expensive but I hope it’s worth it. You can find me near the Gloucester Road tube stop in Kensington.
That’s no smile you see there; that harlot is actually baring her fangs, like wolves do when they threaten their prey. This flimsy Jezebel challenged me to an arm wrestling duel to the death. Oddly enough, duels are still legal under Texas law, if they are publicly declared. This is considered a public domain, and thus is legal. She will surely lose and become the laughing stock of the entire DFW metroplex and possibly even portions of the surrounding rural area.
I understand the taboo of guys fighting girls but I assure you she is scrappy enough to be an exception from this taboo. I will not hold back. I will show no mercy unless she withdraws and announces my superiority. You have been warned Loren Fowler.
Got accepted into Hult’s MBA program! In August I will be moving to London.
- Special thanks to Jim and Willemien for my awesome recommendations
