That’s no smile you see there; that harlot is actually baring her fangs, like wolves do when they threaten their prey. This flimsy Jezebel challenged me to an arm wrestling duel to the death. Oddly enough, duels are still legal under Texas law, if they are publicly declared. This is considered a public domain, and thus is legal. She will surely lose and become the laughing stock of the entire DFW metroplex and possibly even portions of the surrounding rural area.

I understand the taboo of guys fighting girls but I assure you she is scrappy enough to be an exception from this taboo. I will not hold back. I will show no mercy unless she withdraws and announces my superiority. You have been warned Loren Fowler.